Friday, February 21, 2014

Gumby: The Jade Warrior

"Visionary director Nolan gives us a Gumby for our age, exchanging the glib campiness of the fifties classic for a serious adult film that challenges us to confront our darkest longings in the person of a small clay figure with no external genitalia and the ability to make only four or five distinct facial expressions."

Another fake film review, this time of Christopher Nolan's gritty Gumby: The Jade Warrior in Trop magazine's Sleeper Celluloid, a weekly column dedicated to reviews of movies that never were. 

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