While searching for a nightclub to review last night, we happened upon the Chantilly Bakery. A large window-sized poster in the bakery's front entrance showed a close up of several dainty cakes on a plate beside a steaming cup of coffee, a vase of flowers, and a folded copy of the morning paper.

Unfortunately, the newspaper's headline - clearly legible and prominently placed at the poster's center - read "Cyclone in India kills thousands"