Also, don't even get me started on alligators vs. crocodiles, sea lions vs. seals, or the whole monkey vs. ape vs. lemur kerfuffle. (Maybe it's really taxonomy I have a problem with. Also, all my friends.)

I can't wait until we can ruin Beatrice's trips to the zoo with our pedantic insistence on taxonomic minutiae. In the meantime at least we can decorate her room with these awesome posters.

I was reminded of this one *(above) when just now I said to Beatrice, "Oh, look, do you want to play with your toy alligator? Well, technically, it's a crocodile."

*When I was in college I hung a small sign that read "Ceci n'est pas un sofa " above our futon. SPRING BREAK!